I put on my serious face.I can do this, I thought as I cut open the bacon to make a meal for my family of four.I took out my bacon pan and started heating it up.As for the bacon its self,it was getting ready for a chaotic battle between bacon and burnt bacon, "I always knew this day would come."he says grimly"My brother and I have been trained for someone like you in the kitchen."he says as I gently lower him in for the mission.I wanted to say "thank you for serving wherever you came from!" but I threw away the rapper too soon to see where he was from.I finish lowering him and his squadron into the pan. Chaos. All you can see through the glass cover is smoke.I lift the cover and shout "Are you okay?! Any injuries?"I get my response, "Porkchop is badly burnt!"I lift him out, inspect the damage and prepare to send him back. Before I can put him in the pan, he says "Doc?Flip me over please."oh, yhea , whoops.I check again. Everyone is fine. The next couple of squads do great.Its been a long winding road, but we won. The surviving pieces of bacon cheer.Time to tackle the french toast.Eggs, vanilla, milk, cinnomon.Its all here. Wait, wheres the bread?I get it out and prep it."lets go!I cant wait to go swimming, and get a tan!"says the bread.I put in the vanilla wich was having a bad day "I just wanna go back into my bottle cus' my hair is not acceptible!" "you dont have hair sweetheart!" I say.I Crack the eggs and this is what I hear "OOOOUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Sorry." I say meakly.Milk and cinnomon go in with out a hitch. Stir. Dip. Cook.Whoops!!!BREAD TEAR!!!! "Quick, get me to the er!" it says.Its to late.Its time came .NOOOOOOOO!!!!!. We ran out of dip!!!No french toast I guess.My dad makes pizza instead and we enjoy.
Bon voyage,
Jacob
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