minecraft is making me derp

Hi, just got minecraft last night so yay!!!!!!!!!!!! For those of you who don't know what that game is then look it it up!!!!!!My computer has been fixed and tomorrow some junk is coming in to fix  it up even more and it will make minecraft look and play better then is now. So.......... not much sleep is reaching me and I am forgetting what I've done so..............derp.


                                                   See you in the nether,
                                                       Jake

mooshrooms and tae kwon do

So my mooshroom buisness has got a standing order of ten pounds a week which is $100 a week which is cash money yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I am testing this saturday for my second stripe of the four I need to test for a black belt.I will be at the Pennington  Farmers Market with my shrooms on the 9th of June be there looking for shibumi farms and if you heard about my buisness through my blog mushrooms will be cheap!!!

                                               May the shroom be with you,
                                                     Jake

lights, camera, action!!!!!!!!!!

So..............this week ............. I worked on a movie that I am making with Cammy and Jed about a weird French hitman.I worked on a guitar. I did not do much..............................this week........................

                                                                                 Hi,

                                                                             Jake

hello friends.

well hi, I have been doing some tae kwon do lately.So.......................................been addicted to words with friends for a  while and as much as I tell myself and my mother to go to bed we just cant!So I got the new ios update and im happy about that. my blog teacher is not here today so to heck with editing!!:]



                                                                        you have had the pleasure of reading my blog,
                                                                                         jake

hi

Well, I have been sick for a while but who cares about that boring week.

I got my pre-black belt and learned one of my forms to test with.

So that was just a summary of some things that were small and the big thing was my trip to Kansas that I can sum up in four short words: breakfast, burning, lunch, dinner.Meaning we burned pastures, we ate and slept, and we watched the Masters  for eight days.

So...................................... um......................I guess this is Jake saying beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot the better you feel, so eat your beans at every meal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the race to nothing to blog about.

I've  been sick this whole week. All I have done is sit in bed and drink tea. I am going to visit relatives in Kansas on Monday.


                                                                  Chao,
                                                               Jakito

cash money!!!! [in a french accent] and lemonade!

My mom says I won't make money from my lemonade stand. I prepare some lemonade. I like it. On to the wagon and down the hill and under the gate and to the side of the road and set it up and, the ICE!!!!!! Run  to the gate and under the gate and up the hill and in the house and to the ice and out of the house and down the hill and under the gate and to the side of the road and pick up the sign and put it down and put  the ice  in the lemonade  and pick up the sign and wave it around for a while. That's a mouth full!!!! It takes a while but business picks up and by 7:00 p.m I have made 26 in cash money. To the gate and under the gate and up the hill and [pant,pant]in the door and eat your peas and get in bed and,ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.


                                                              weewee [in a french style],
                                                               Jake

tsk,tsk, Jacob

I put on my serious face.I can do this, I thought as I cut open the bacon to make a meal for my family of four.I took out my bacon pan and started heating it up.As for the bacon its self,it was getting ready for a chaotic battle between bacon and burnt bacon, "I always knew this day would come."he says grimly"My brother and I have been trained for someone like you in the kitchen."he says as I gently lower him in for the mission.I wanted to say "thank you for serving wherever you came from!" but I threw away the rapper too soon to see where he was from.I finish lowering him and his squadron into the pan. Chaos. All you can see through the glass cover is smoke.I lift the cover and shout "Are you okay?! Any injuries?"I get my response, "Porkchop is badly burnt!"I lift him out, inspect the damage and prepare to send him back. Before I can put him in the pan, he says "Doc?Flip me over please."oh,  yhea , whoops.I check again. Everyone is fine. The next couple of squads do great.Its been a long winding road, but we won. The surviving pieces of bacon cheer.Time to tackle the french toast.Eggs, vanilla, milk, cinnomon.Its all here. Wait, wheres the bread?I get it out and prep it."lets go!I cant wait to go swimming, and get a tan!"says the bread.I put in the vanilla wich was having a bad day "I just wanna go back into my bottle cus' my hair is not acceptible!" "you dont have hair sweetheart!" I say.I Crack the eggs and this is what I hear "OOOOUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Sorry." I say meakly.Milk and cinnomon  go in with out a hitch. Stir. Dip. Cook.Whoops!!!BREAD TEAR!!!! "Quick, get me to the er!" it says.Its to late.Its time came .NOOOOOOOO!!!!!. We ran out of dip!!!No french toast I guess.My dad makes pizza instead and we enjoy.

                                                  Bon voyage,
                                                         Jacob

friday,march 16 10:41

   Greetings from a knight that says "nea!"

This week was a regular like the gas that my car runs off of.
I downloaded a movie that I kinda like.
I will give you a hint, It is centered on big blue guys who talk to trees.
If you guessed right it was (drumroll please) drum drum drum drum drum drum drum.....Avatar!!!!
I am starting to learn chords on guitar but I am moving  along like I am stuck in tar!Haaaaa!(I know the joke is cheesy).

                              
                                            I see you,
                                         Jake

This week my mom stole a book from my room called The Hunger Games.

I practiced probability with poker chips.

I learned how to play a new song on the guitar.

Today I went for a walk in the woods and found an abandoned house.

                                                    Aloha,
                                                      Jake

Today I've played games on nitrome.com and played a game called spot it. Sooooooo  um, spot it is a game that can be dangerous if played with the right people [Scott, Bryce for starters]because those cards are sharp!!!!!!!!!!The goal of the game is to slap all your matches down before everyone else. Bryce won mostly due to cheating. Bryce was not playing but other players dropped out and he took the reins.

My friend Ryan and I had a jam session and came up with this [all my idea]:
"We're in Mexico, I I I!!!!!!!! The jumping beans of Mexico took a ride on their hand pushed train all the way to Asia!!!!!!!!!" And that's all I am putting on right now.